The Khufi Category!

Preface: The subject of this entry has actually threatened me with a defamation of character lawsuit so I will edit his name and the name of his business, but if you get at me in a private message I will run down all the info on this cocksucker.



Name: M*****e F*******n



Occupation: Dishonest mechanic, thief, redneck, gimp, owner of D********K Automotive in Ruskin, FL


Why he's in here: This redneck cocksucker first came around months ago when my car broke down due to what was originally thought to be a broken head gasket but unfortunately progressed to a cracked head. I brought the car this guy's shitty little business because he had the most reasonable price and he had no complaints on his record. I'm always careful when searching for a mechanic because most of them are dishonest assholes (more on this later). So I have the car towed to this guy near the end of February and let him get to work and this is where my troubles began. Originally the work was to take two days but when he pulled out the cylinder head the engine was shot to shit and after a brief negotiation on the price M****e told me that he would have it done in a week at a cost of a little over $1,000.00. Long story short the "week" stretched into 15 days in which the only response I would get is "I don't know why it's not starting". Finnally after bugging the shit out of him my car was done but wouldn't you know it that that shit broke down again within 10 fucking days of having it fixed. I called this gimpy son-of-a-bitch to let him know so that he would stand behind his fucking repairs but got a "I'm too busy to see about your car". Thats when I had enough and sued this asshole for the cost of repairs and lost wages (on account of not having a car). The court date came and this arrogant fuck had the gall to argue that because he made me a discount on the labor that I got what I paid for in the sense that he only did enough labor to justify what I paid for and that there was no guarantee on his part that the car would run adequately. What a crock of shit! Fortubately, the court agreed with me and gave me judgement on the case but when I try to collect, guess what? This cocksucker had already declared himself bankrupt thus making any collection effort on my part mute.

I guess it is true when they say that sometimes the cheapest solution is the most expensive. What a fucking crook.