Is she really a Lesbian? How can I tell?

just recently, a friend of this blog was placed in a situation where a conquest claimed the "L" designation yet continued to give the idea that a full court press could return her to the land of "D". Needless to say, this ended in a rather embarassing situation for all involved. So to save everyone some time (and money) in the future, let us go over the signs that will let you know that she is not bullshitting when she says she is a lezbo.

1) She has kids - This is a surefire sign in my book. It means that she was straight but at some point or another she developed an aversion to cock. There is no turning this one back. She has sampled the goods and put them back on the shelf.

2) All her friends are lesbians too - Do I really need to explain?

3) She only gives you mixed signals when she's drunk - She's wasted and is flirty. Cliche as it may be but "All bitches are the same" just cause she loses some inhibition while in an altered state does not mean that you are her cup of tea and that she will fuck you once the effects have worn off.

4) One of the first things she tells you is that she's gay - If she tells you right off the bat it is definately not a lame excuse to blow you off. She's serious about her lesbianism and is letting you know that you and your penis have no chance in hell.