Monday, June 29, 2009

The Khufi Category!



Preface:


I want to welcome each and everyone of you to this latest of features on passdatpiff.blogspot.com which I refer to as, The Khufi Category. The name is taken from an old tape from Hot 97 (one of NYC's hip hop stations) that contained a verbal spat between Dip Setter Jim Jones and (then recently unretired) rapper Ma$e who had called in to clear the air about some rumors that had apparently been propagated by Jones and Cam'ron. What ensued was a hysterical 10 minute plus clip in which the audubly heated Jones promised to put Ma$e in his "khufi category" for his lack of forthrightness about the whole situation. It is with that in mind that I present this feature as a way to set up one of the most important functions of this blog, to slander those motherfuckers that would align themselves against me or my peoples.




Here we go...




The Khufi Category: June 29, 2009




Name: DJ Unreal


Occupation: Mixtape DJ, jealous motherfucker, e-thug, dick riding faggot.




Why He's In The Khufi Category: DJ Unreal (last known photograph shown above) first reared his ugly head in November of 2008 when DJ Hi Def (a friend of this blog) took a mixtape that, the self proclaimed "last real DJ", Unreal had put out as his own (in actuality it belonged to The Empire) and removed Unreal's annoying fucking drops to leave the listener with a drop free Lil Wayne mix. As soon as Unreal saw that Hi Def was getting more love for his mix he immediately bitched and moaned to Hi Def about this transgression. In a move against character, Hi Def acknowledged his error and promptly took his mix down but not before Unreal and his jealous faggot friends gave purposely low reviews to Def's material. All was quiet until the release of Hi Def's latest project "Do My Dew". After officially releasing his mix on hear-it-first.net Hi Def is greeted with the first comment from Unreal which states: "I fucks wit Raimann, but i just cannot respect a Fake DJ. Sorry..." Only females hold a grudge for this long.
Which brings us to our current situation. I dont understand how this whack ass dick cheese motherfucker can even talk. Please feel free to check out his page of datpiff.com to see what I'm talking about. This guy has the nerve to talk about fake DJ's when all he has to show are a handful of whack ass southern instrumentals and stolen mixtape concepts. Hardly anybody listens or downloads his shit yet he has 4 star reviews, I know, hard to believe that he has anybody on his dick but his little zombie goon squad has obviously gassed this motherfucker. Fuck him.

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